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1. Kill Britney Spears. Sorry boys but she has GOT TO GO!
2. Bring Napster back.
3. Make all Canadians move to another country so we can use Canada for one big ass jail.
4. School is 9:30am-1:30pm
5. Math and Science are not required
6. You must take math for at least one semester in high school. (Well we gotta know at least a lil math! We don't want no dumb people in this world do we?)
7. You can drive with anyone you want no matter what their age is. So fuck all that you can't drive with anyone that's not family or under 18 bullshit.
8. If anyone hurts an animal on purpose then they get a chance to get rehab. But if they purposely do it again they are sent straight to Canada! (There is an exception for hunting. But that is ONLY I repeat ONLY if you have absolutely no food at all and you are going to die of starvation!)
9. Ban pop music.
10. Katie must give other rulers gum.
11. How bout no to #10.
12. Tupac Amaru Shakur must come out of hibernation.
13. No strip clubs and porn allowed or else you go to Canada.
14. You can be any age to see a rated "R" movie.
15. Every town must have a movie theatre, no matter how many people live there.
16. No nasty music videos with half naked hoochie mamas runnin around all over the place.
17. Kill anyone who is trying to be the next Britney Spears.
18. Kill and smash the computer that does all of Britney Spears singing for her.
19. Every rap tour must come to Seattle, so they can entertain the people that live here who injoy hiphop.
20. The Cash Money Millionaires are not allowed to ever cancel their concert in Seattle ever again. Even if only one person shows up, oh well sux for them, they still have to perform their concert whether they like it or not.
21. CD's can not be more than $10.
22. Rollarbladers must be excepted everywhere just like Visa.
23. All cars must be under $1,000 and must be equipted with a very nice sound system.
24. Put an electric fence all around Canada so no one can get out.
25. School is four days a week. Monday-Thursday.
26. Racist people automatically go to Canada.
27. No stereo-typing.
28. Swear words are not bad and may be used as regular words.
29. Katie gets courtside seats to every Sonics game and every University of Washington Husky football game until she dies.
30. Sierra and Katie are allowed to go to any sporting event and get any seat they want.
31. Crying is not an option.
32. No blood, no foul.
33. No fear, no pain.
34. No one is allowed to talk back to Sierra and Katie or say they are wrong about anything or else they are sent to Canada unless we make exceptions.
35. No wussy's.
36. Do not vex Sierra and Katie.
37. No more fighting in the mid-east.
38. You have to be cool.
39. Gainer rules all the animals of the world.
40. You can not wear shirts that say "Princess", "Spoiled" or any of that crap.
41. San Antonio and Seattle are the capitals of the world.
42. Sierra owns the San Antonio Spurs and Katie owns the Seattle SuperSonics.
43. You are allowed to listen to CD players in class.
44. Every one in the world that owns something that has Britney Spears such as: her CD's, posters, shirts, dolls, just anything that even mentions her name, must be brought to Sierra and Katie so they may have the pleasure of burning it.
45. There must be World Peace.
46. Only Sierra and Katie can boss people , ALL people they want.
47. We must be amused if we get bored
48.Shake it fast!...or not
49. Someone has to build Sierra a house on Mars.(no questions asked)
50. NO MORE damn people siting in Sierra's seats in anywhere , This Vexes her.
51. No-One is allowed to use the Word Vex except Sierra. (Katie is allowed only sometimes)
52. No more jokes about Sierra being a Hick
53. No-one is allowed to make fun of the way katie talks, except Sierra
54. Vin Diesel Belongs to Sierra
55. Rashard Lewis belongs to Katie
56. Everyone can do what they want in life, like climb mountains, without questions asked Except you are not able to be a PopStar, for this Vexes Sierra and Kaite. (please refer to Law # 36)
57. Some of the World National Moives is "The Gladiator" & "Pitch Black"
58. The World is no longer refered to "Earth" but "Terra Firma"(look up the new name)
59. It's only allow to rain on some days, days which the rulers pick
59. Sierra's and Katies Birth-Days are national Holidays (but you must still work out)
60. Everyone must work out from 2hrs-3hrs a day, and no slacking, We don't want unhealthy people in our world
61. Everyone has a microchip under there skin in their hand, that activates when they enter the gym, so we can tell if you are working out, you can't avoid it.
62. Sierra and Katie will be referred to QUEEN Sierra and QUEEN Katie (unless you are one of our friends or family) no questions asked.
63. The Queens get Playstation 2s and TV's in their cars.
64. Sierra and Katie take from the rich and give to the poor.
65. Everyone must own a cell phone. (They cost money to buy but after that they are free! If you can't afford one then Sierra or Katie will buy one for you)
66. There will be no such thing as headaches.
67. No more squirels kicking people's asses.
68. Clothes can not be expensive.
69. No sluts.
70. No hoes.
71. No hoochie mamas.
72. No boyfriend stealing.
73. No girlfriend stealing.
74. No ditching friends when you have a boyfriend or girlfriend.
75. Every house must have a complete set of our rules.
76. No sex in the champaigne room.
77. Nobody can ask Katie for gum because she will get vexed.
78. No making fun of the way Katie talks (God how the hell do I talk funny?!?!? I talk like a freakin normal person GEEZ!)or else she will send you to Canada.
79. No ignoring Sierra and Katie.
80. No dissing rap music.
81. No spraying perfume or using lotion with fragrence in class cuz sometimes that stuff just smells nasty.
82. You can eat and drink in class.
83. No wearning the same clothes 2 days in a row unless yuor camping or stranded or poor and those are the only clothes you have.
84. If Sierra and Katie think that your name is stupid then they can change it.
85. NO MULLETS!!! Or else you go to Canada
86. Sierra and Katie get to own any pet they want such as: Lions and Tigers and Bears oh my!
87. You can choose any kind of hair you want and it will genetically change. (Except mullets)
88. No talking on the phone for more then 7 minutes when you have a friend over.
89. No groping yourself in public.
90. Katie can draw on people.
91. Sierra and Katie can not be sent to Canada.
92. You can put your feet up on your desk in class.
93. People who are obsessed with the Lakers especially Kobe Bryant must go to Katie (RashardLewisFan) and Sunsfan1357's specail clinic to get help. (Please refer to the basketball site on the site page.)
94. Everyone must own a pair of rainbow sox to help prevent evilness.
95. Sheila and Katie are the Queens of rainbow sox.
96. No big foofy scrunchies.
97. No Clowns.
98. No Mimes.
99. No Barney.
100. Only Sammi and Katies little cousin Emily can call her Katie Cousin. NO ONE ELSE!!!
101. No drunk drivers.
102. No more confusion.
103. No un-funny people.
104. Don't take things personally.
105. No useing Queen Katie or Queen Sierra "phrases" or "Words" this vexes them.
106. Garth Brooks is cool no one can say otherwise.
107. GET DOWN IN THE GHETTO!
108. Respect the Queens' authority.
109. Do not question the Queens sanity.
110. Do not question our insanity.
111. Do not question them at all. Read 'em Learn 'em Live 'em |
